I like how you all assume its Pat that asked me.. maybe its not? Just kidding, but I need ideas for how to answer the Patster. Here's what I have- tell me which you think is best or if you have better ideas that'd be splendid!
- Get a big pair of briefs and say "I'll be brief... YES!"
- Get a bucket filled with sand, then mix in shells and sweedish fish and say "SHORE!"
- Get a couple packages of cookie dough, wax paper, and plastic forks. Put large scoops of the cookie dough on the wax paper with forks sticking out the top. Put these all over his/her room. Get a poster or a sign saying "If your forkin out the dough I'd love to go"
- Get pink helium-filled balloons, decortate them to look like pigs and put them in a box. Then leave a note that says "I'll say yes the days pigs fly" then when the open the box, the pigs "fly"
- Get a fish chop off the head and say "Head's is yes, tail's is no" then have a string leading to the head somewhere
- Take a box of matches. On 51, write "yes" and on 50 write "no". In a note say something like "pair up the couples to see if we would be the perfect match together
- Give him a box of "alka seltzer" stomach medication with a plastic cup in a small basket, and attach this message, "PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS that you asked me to the dance! Yes!"
- Buy a bag of beans and cut the bag open. Lay the bag on his bead so the beans are spilling out and say "I'm SPILLING THE BEANS... My answer is yes!"
- Write on his mirror with lipstick the scripture reference Genesis 24:58 so he has to go to it. It says "Wilt though go with this man? And she said, I will go"
- Make a carmel apple and say "If the apple is green, then I will go, But if the apple is red, then the answer is no!"
- Get a real female cow (I like this one, so someone find me a cow!!) and tie it to a tree in the front yard and say "I'd be UDDERLY delighted to go to the dance with you!"
- Purchase a stick of "Sure" brand deodorant and give it to him with a note that says "SURE, no SWEAT! I'm excited to ROLL-ON to the dance with you"
- Make a straw dummy by stuffing old clothes with straw- dur! Hang it to a tree and say "I won't leave you HANGING... The answer is yes!" -OR- "I'm no DUMMY... I'd love to go to the dance with you!"
- Fill his bathtub up with water and put rocks in the bottom that spell yes and put a sailboat on the top. Leave a note that says "I've been SAILING ever since you asked me!"
- Short sheet his bed and in the bottom of the bed leave a not that says "In SHORT, Yes!"
- Give him a watch with a note that says "WATCH out! You're in for a really great TIME every SECOND of this dance! I just love your FACE, so get in GEAR for a great evening! Yes, I'd love to go to the dance with you!"